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A Tale of Breaking News

This soliloquy celebrates the news that basketball player Brittney Griner has signed a one-year deal with the Phoenix Mercury. It ponders why she chose to sign with them and rejoices in her success.

A cartoon image of Brittney Griner in a Phoenix Mercury jersey with wings and a halo around her head as if she were an angel taking flight.

A cartoon image of Brittney Griner in a Phoenix Mercury jersey with wings and a halo around her head as if she were an angel taking flight.

Alas, what news doth break this day? A tale of Brittney Griner, signed away. The Phoenix Mercury shall be her home, For one year she'll make it known. What joyous news for all to hear! Though I must wonder why so near? Is it for money or for fame? Or a love of the game that is her aim? Whatever the reason, 'tis a grand sight, To see such an athlete take flight. Let us cheer and let us shout! For Brittney Griner's deal we have no doubt!