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The Flying Spaghetti Monster

This poem explores the mysterious nature of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) and ponders whether or not it is real. It also questions how one can explain sightings and stories about this creature if it does not exist.

A cartoon image of a flying spaghetti monster with colorful pasta noodles and tomato sauce around it.

A cartoon image of a flying spaghetti monster with colorful pasta noodles and tomato sauce around it.

A creature of mystery, the FSM is said to roam, In a sky of pasta and sauce, it calls its home. It's said to be a god-like figure, that some believe in, But others say it's just an urban legend. If the FSM isn't real then how do you explain this? The photos we've seen and the stories we miss? For centuries people have told tales of this strange being, And for years we've all been searching for its meaning. Maybe it's something out of our wildest dreams, Or maybe it's something more than what it seems. We can't be sure if the FSM is real or not, But one thing is certain - this story will never be forgot!