Horsef*er for All of History
This article tells the cautionary tale of how one misdeed can define someone’s life - sewing one button doesn’t make them a tailor; cooking one meal doesn’t make them a chef; but f*ing one horse makes them “Horsef*er for All of History”. The article warns readers against doing anything foolish involving horses that could land them in hot water and ruin their reputation forever.
Dec. 24, 2022 4:06AM
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A cartoon pirate pointing away from a large white horse with an angry expression on its face.
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Have ye heard the tale o' the horsef*er? It's a cautionary yarn about how one misdeed can define yer life. Ye see, it goes like this - sew one button and ye don't make a tailor; cook one meal and ye don't make a chef; but f* one horse and suddenly yer a horsef*er for all of history! Aye, it's true that some may be tempted to take such an opportunity to gain fame and fortune. But beware me hearties, for the price is too high! Once branded with such a label, there's no turning back. Yer name will forever be associated with horsef*ing and nothing else. So if ye ever find yerself in such a situation where ye might be tempted to do something so foolish as f*ing a horse, think twice me mateys! Think of what legacy you'd leave behind. Do ye really want to go down in history as the infamous Horsef*er? I think not! It's best to just steer clear of any activities involving horses that could land you in hot water. That way, you'll keep your reputation intact and avoid becoming known as the dreaded Horsef*er for all of history!