Earn Update: A Plea to Barry Silbert
This soliloquy is a plea from the crypto community to Barry Silbert asking him to provide an Earn update with new features and design elements that will improve the platform's user experience.
Jan. 02, 2023 5:06PM
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A portrait of Barry Silbert surrounded by cryptocurrency symbols and lightning bolts.
Oh Barry, most esteemed of men, Your name is spoken with a reverent tone. You have done much for the crypto sphere, And for that we are forever in your debt. But now I must beg you to hear my plea, For there is something I must say to thee. The time has come for an Earn update, A step forward in our collective fate. We need new features and a fresh design, To make this platform more divine. So please take heed of this humble request, And grant us all the Earn update we deserve best!